S: Look what I have bought!!
Me: . . . doughnuts?
S: YES!
Me: You know that you have a serious doughnut problem don't you?
S: What? Why?
Me: People just don't EAT as many doughnuts as you
S: I don't eat that many!!
Me: Right. Whatever
S: I haven't had a doughnut for ages!
Me: Er.... like . . since MONDAY
S: But that's not many!
Me: If someone asked me how many doughnuts an average person eats in a year I'd say about . . . four.
S: NO WHATEVER
Me: I'd even say 10, maximum. You beat that in a month.
S: WHATEVERRRRRRRRRR
Me: Anyway. I'm off for the afternoon. You can have mine
S: BRILLIANT
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