soapier

Sophie: Jess, just thought i’d tell you that now, whenever someone at work makes a bit of a cock up someone else will do a mental comparison and then say ‘it’s not as bad as the phone soap’. I didn’t even start it!! Phone Soap has become the barometer for when we do something stoopid.
So far nothing has actually been deemed worse than Phone Soap.

Sadie: Oh F***CK AM I LAUGHING!!!!!!!!!!!

Jess: Yeh, of COURSE YOU'D be laughing!!!

Sadie: F*cking priceless that.