disbelief

Last night, midnight.

Lulu: Rosieeeee can I sleep in yourrrr bed tonight? There's a mouse in my rooom.

Me: What? A mouse? A mouse in your room? Are you asleep?

Lulu: NOOOOO there really is a mouse in my rooooooom

Me: Ok. Night night


This morning, in the bathroom with my mother:

Mum: Where's Lulu?

Me: In my bed because there was a mouse in her room last night

Mum: What? A mouse? Was she pissed?


2 minutes later:

Mum: Marrrrrrrrrrrrrk. Mark! Lulu says there is a mouse in her room.

Dad: A mouse? Is she pissed?

Mum: THAT'S WHAT I SAID