boobs!

Rosie: Had a fabulous time last night. Love the group style drinking.

Shamima: Yeah me too, was so pleased that you came!

Rosie: DUR. Where there is a drink and some pals I am all over it (sometimes I dont even need the pals but ssssh).

Shamima: Was well chuffed that the boys came too. I sold it to them by saying Rosie will be there with boobs on show

Rosie: HA! Nah. They are nice guys and you are a nice girl, of course they'l come to your leaving drinks! And there was alcohol.


Later:

Me: It's so lovely loads of people turned up!

Andy: That's because Shamima told us you would show your boobs.

Me: Dude. I totally thought she was joking when she told me that.