ain't right

Me: Just looked in the mirror and noticed I am wearing gold earrings, silver eyeshadow and a silver bracelet. The horror!

Sophie: Oh noes to the gold/silver uproar!

Me: I am very embarrassed about the whole gold/silver mix up. I told Corinne. She said: "You are obviously very sick and need to go home. If your work need persuasion as to the truth of this I will testify that this is indeed evidence of your incapacity to work today." Taught well.