return

Sadie: I watched Lucy's dvd 'Return' last night, girlies you will love it. Some serious arse kicking - make that arse evisceration actually. It really put me in a good mood, one of those real feelgood films.

Me: 'Return' or 'Taken?'

Sadie: Ah yes, 'Taken' that's the one, a senior moment.

Me: Funny though - 'taken' and 'return.' Could have changed the whole plot of the film. YOU HAVE TAKEN MY DAUGHTER!! WAITTTT. Oh. You have RETURNED her. Well. Thanks very much.

Sadie: Laughing here so much!!!!!!! Oh god, I've got tears running down my face!!!!