alternatives

Me: My tomatoes are delicious.

Jess: EH? I had sushi for lunch.

Me: I had a chicken bagel and some veges Sophie cut up. I pretended they were cake. Mmm mmm mmm mmm MMM.

Jess: Hmm mmm m mmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm yummy...... Cake is bad. Veggies are good...I feel I should be finishing that sentence off with a gangster rap lyric thingy.... something in da hood!

Me: Cake is bad
Veggies are good
Don't hit the spot like cake could
Tho

Jess: Well up to the 'tho' I was wondering if I was emailing notorius B.I.G.

Me: You are emailing notorious B.I.G... is why I am eating veggies innit.

Jess: Ffddd!

Sophie: That is well gangsta… trippin

Me: I know. Think I have found an alternative career. GANGSTA aiiiiiight