On Saturday Ruth came over for lunch. She bought us house warming gifts of a lava lamp and a oil burner. Perfecto. She was telling us about the Slimming World club she and her boyfriend have joined.
Sophie: What happens there?
Ruth: Well, the lady says: "lets welcome our new members, Ruth and Andy * people clap*. Now, tell us all why you have joined. Ruth: Err.... Because we are fat?
Then everyone gets weighed.
Lady: Everybody, Rosemary has lost 1/2 a pound!! *clapping*. Tell us how you did that Rosemary.
Sophie: Errr, I had a shit before I came out..
Lady: Barbara has put on 8 pounds . . .
Ruth: And then we all boo at that.
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