typical

From: Sophie
To: Jessica; Sadie; Rosie
Subject: Another typical Matt story.

I forgot to say. Matt called Sky who said they delivered our internet filter to one of our neighbours, a Mr Shah. No Asian neighbours. No men neighbours either. Only one neighbour in fact - Mrs Crazy. So then he called Parcel Force who delivered on behalf of Sky for tracking details. They kept him on hold for ages, had a scuffle around and told him that it had been delivered to the post office on our road. Hm, funny, that doesn't exist thinks I. So I called 118118 and asked. Nope. So. He is going to take time off work to track down post offices in our local area to find our filter (or Mr Shah) as post offices are closed
when we get home from work. It was delivered on July 14th. They didn't leave us a note to say it had been delivered or left with a neighbour/post office.


From: Jess

This is sky's responsibility not yours, get back onto them or have you sorted it? bloody disgraceful, it's obviously been taken by parcel force courier.


From: Rosie

It's ok. Matt hunted down the responsible parties, got the internet modem and then shot all involved. All's well that ends well ay.


From: Jess

Good old matt!!! gold star and a knighthood for the slaying.


From: Rosie

He asserted his alpha male authority