Dude

Text:

Sadie: A THIRTY TWO E!!!!! THIRTY 2 E!!!! OMGGGGGG

Me: Bitch. 34F.

Me: ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 36. Jeez.

Sadie: HAHA Laughing aloud in Selfridges cafe!


Email:

Jess. Sadie said she's a 32E according to Rigby+Peller!!

Me: Ye, she texted me. What a mammoth

Jess: Dude. Mammoth. Rude. Imagine what we'd be measured as.

Me: 'gazelle'

Jess: Oh yes, of course we would, almost ballerina like.