Sophie: Went swimming last night. I love swimming. Rosie said I looked like I had been punched in the face because I was make up less and I have awful, awful black circles under my eyes which I paint skin coloured every day with concealer. Stupid sinuses.
Me: Sophie did a handstand in the pool. Some crazy swum into her. It was like watching the Titanic crashing into an iceberg. Sophie came up and was all: I felt really graceful doing that. I was all *hand covering face so as not to see unavoidable collision*
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