Me: How is your leg?
Jess: My leg gross looking, black right down to toes!!
Me: Eurgh. Shelving the miniskirts for the summer then?
Jess: Don't worry, I'll still wear my minis hon!
Me: Black is slimming anyway.
Jess: HA! I'm having to do dances in the office to help un stiffen my leg. Ally just watched my gyrating gut and wobbly arse and said: 'Why don't we go clubbing anymore?'
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