unicorns

My pals are total piss heads. They all went clubbing in Essex a while ago and now can't stop making references to unicorns and whether any of us have seen them because they have! In Essex!

From: Rosie
To: Mark, M, Lorenzo, Andy
Subject: Unicorns

Found one



From: Lorenzo

Lol, how much do u want for it??
What's about a trade: Italian stallion for your unicorn?


From: Rosie

You want to come sleep in my back garden ay. Saucy.


From: Lorenzo

Will the unicorn be there as well???


From: Rosie

He is pretty much always there. In that position. He is QUITE the lazy unicorn.


From: Andy

This must be a fake picture. Unicorns couldn't live in the polluted atmosphere of North London as they are very pure creatures!!


From: Rosie

That is, in fact, exactly where they hang out. Doing God's work, spreading joy etc. Totally says so in the Bible.