homework

I just got asked to do a 5-year-olds homework because I’m ‘good at things like that.’ I would hope any adult is up to this standard frankly. The homework just got completed by 2 heads of departments:

IT Head: Do you think that it looks ok?
Me: I think that it looks very professional...you know, like how if 2 heads of departments completed it!!!


Some Seinfeld quotes I like:

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out."

Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem. Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash.

Somebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.