Monday 9 January 2012

o la la monsieur

Secretarial cliché -

Me: I like to give you the hard ones

Him: ….. What did you just say?

Me: …. Er, I like to give you the hard ones?

Him: OH. I thought you said you like to give me the hard ons!!

Me: …


I love the crackle effect nail varnish but note to self, gold crackle on top of red polish looks like you have had a horrific accident and smashed your nails with a hammer.

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