Sunday 23 September 2007

familiar yet really strange

This weekend I drove my mum and dad to the pub.

Dad: It’s a warm feeling knowing that sometimes your children can be fucking useful

On the way I pulled up at a cash point and mum got out. She was wearing a beautiful butterfly dress, leggings and heels.

Dad: Haven’t I done well with your mother? She’s a stone cold fox.

Mum: *getting back in the car* Ro, lets ditch your father and go out on the pull.

Me: oooooooooo you’re gonna feel so bad when I tell you what he was saying about you

Mum: *looking at Dad* Ahhhhhhh sweetie I’ll make it up to you later


Then I went home and cooked dinner for my sister Lu and brother Toby.

Toby was telling me about his friends, Tom and Harry.

Me: So.... does that make you a dick?

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