priorities

Dad: Do you miss living here?
Me: Well, I miss not having to wash mould off the walls that is for sure
Dad: ... anything else?
Me: Not having to deal with stupid blimmin plumbing problems was great too
Dad: ANYTHING ELSE
Me: OH! OH! I MISS LIVING WITH YOU DAD!
Dad: I'M BEHIND MOULD AND BLOCKED TOILETS?????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!