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Sanjay: So how was Slovakia??

Me: Absolutely fantastic. Don't bother going for a while. I drank all the wine and ate all the food

Sanjay: I might be going for different reasons .. women .. just joking ...

Me: The hot women are back in London anyway

Sanjay: Drunk ..

Me: Har. Yeah. I didn't like to stand near any open flames whilst I was there. Was definitely flammable. Her mum was giving us homemade 50% shots for breakfast. And her dad made me try all his Slovakian wine. I can confirm every bottle was delicious.

Sanjay: Well as long as you have not returned an alcholic . .

Me: I did not RETURN as one

Sanjay: You were one when you left !!!