charity work

Me:
I am doing some charity work. I just read one of the charities as 'window support.' I was all, wtf? WINDOW SUPPORT. Lucky I did not voice this aloud as an hour later I reread it. Yeah. I am all for supporting WIDOWS. Plan.

Andy:
You seem to be implying that widows are more deserving of our charity than windows. I would take great issue with this. I have known alot of good windows in my time. Less so widows........

Me:
Ok so I am happy to support windows but there is a charity called 'Daisy Chain.' When did porn become a charity?

Andy:
I can't believe the things they teach you girls in P town! I don't know if porn has become a charity yet but if you need anyone to sign a petition for it please forward it on.

Me:
Whoops. Me knowing what a daisy chain is kinda blew my innocent Christian image. Guess I won't tell you I learnt it at Enfield County School for Girls. Or the other stuff I learnt there.

Andy:
Ah that explains it. It is a well know fact that all girls from all girls schools are bad!! Its ok you can tell me or show me the other stuff you learnt there.

Me:
You want me to draw you the structure of a chlorophyl cell?

Andy:
Is that where you learnt sarcasm?

Me:
No. That would be from my mother.