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(Yesterday morning:

I arrive at work at 8.32.
Noone else arrives until 9.07.

Me to R:
What is the point of me arriving early if no one is around to witness it?

R:
Sorrryyyyyyyyyyy. I will try harder tomorrow. )

This morning:
I arrive at work at 8.43.
No one else arrives until 9.10.

R walks through my office to his desk.

R: Um. So. I tried to get in earlier and appreciate you being here...
Me: FAILED
R: Jeez.

2 Minutes Ago:

R:
Rosie! I owe you an apology!!

Me:
What? Why? What did you do?

R:
Your 1 month probation was up on April 3rd.

Me:
Oh. Was it?

R:
Yeah. Well we will have it tomorrow and you can think of some things you would like to discuss.

Me:
*pretending to write a note* Get in early. No one here to appreciate it...

R:
I'm thinking this is going to be a quick review...

I realised I forgot to mention that, on March 3rd, I got a new job. And I am loving it. The bosses are normal. I don't have to quibble over the price of bin bags anymore, or go get the IT manager out of the loos because the Dr is screaming at me to do so. Wicked.