M: I was dreaming about being an octopus when he woke me up for more sex. I was like, what's happening!! I have 8 legs! I had to check certain parts were all there . . . if you know what I mean.
Me: HA! That happened to me once. Except I was a coffee machine. He woke me up out of a deep deep alcohol infused sleep and I was all: "But I'm a Phillips Senseooooooooooo!" The next day he was like, I wondered what you were talking about. . .
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