Me: Me and Soph took Clyde out. This black and white cat started stalking him. Clydes hackles were up and he looked like one of those blowfishes. Then another cute black one came along and him and Clyde stared at each other for hours. Our cat is the only one with a totally gay purple collar and bell.
Jess: Oh dude funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laughed out loud at the last line!!! And the blowfish!!!!
Me: Yeah, his long hair was standing out from his body. I was all, yeah, you totally look ferocious and not HILARIOUS. Also, his stalking was like, stalk stalk RING stalk stalk TINKLE stalk stalk. Funniness. He was stalking this cat, creeping nearer and nearer and at one point he was standing on top of a drain cover and I have NO IDEA what happened, why he did it but he suddenly boinged 6 feet into the air. Whether the other cat made a sudden movement that made him jump or he felt water rumbling under his feet. HILARIOUS though.
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