Sadie: Had good shopping trip yesterday, wearing new bra today. Boobs so perky they're blocking the view of the pc screen. Wandered down South Moulton Street and sighed over some of the jewellery. Went into Tiffany's and they have the most gorge ruby and diamond necklace. I dribbled a smidge.
Little old Indian guy stops me in the street
LOIG 'You have a lucky face'
Sadie 'Thank you very much'
LOIG 'Do you want to know why?'
Sadie - Walking off - 'No, lets not spoil the moment'
I made myself laugh all the way down the street!!!
Jess: Laughing funny!! Cataract problem?
About Me
- Worthless Monkey
- "Rosie has all the capabilities of being a high flyer but is just too laid back." Mrs Sweeting. Enfield County School
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